6th March 2010

Update! Been quite lazy on the old blog front I am afraid but it doesn't mean I haven't been out running!!

Went out last night with the Boss doing some speed......... I mean speed training not the drug although I have been tempted of late let me tell you!! Also did about 10 miles in the end on Monday morning just gone, with Toni (Boss) which was great as the sun was actually out for a change! We did stop behind a bush on this run but not for the reasons you may think! It was a bit dodge actually Toni said she was hot and needed to strip off so she went to her friends house and stripped off behind the bush in his front garden. I said to Toni, "Is he in?" and she said "No, he is at work all day today", but I could have sworn when I took my top off I saw a twitch of a curtain and a pair of binoculors!!!? She is either stripping or crapping behind these bushes - I really have seen a side of Toni that I am quite shocked and disturbed by! Oh god yeah and we ended up in a water-logged field full of cow shit which was fun, I should have run in my wellies it woould have been easier! When I was running back home I thought, god this is hard work!..... Yeah cos i has half a ton of mud and cow shit stuck to me brand new shiny running trainers!!

You see these women in running magasines running over glorious countryside, the suns out everything is wonderful... what complete and utter bollocks. You comeout running with us, we almost get shot by farmers, mauled by horses, trampled by cows, not to mention the shit... did i mention that???? And the occasional dead body laying around - well if you are

God if she reads this I am done for!

Been busy on the old fundraising too, on Sat Feb 13th we did a market stall in Hitchin selling the cards I make and cupcakes Boss ,makes for Valentines Day. Considering it was snowing on and off all day and bitterly cold, we did really well and I was really proud of everyone. It was quite funny acosting people in Hitchin getting them to make a donation or by our cakes. Emily and me took little Millie (Karen's daughter) and Ashley (Toni's daughter) around town shaking collection boxes although I think dressing them in rags and smudging soot on their faces was a bit much but that was Emily's idea and when she started grabbing people by the throat I did get a bit nervous.

We will be doing a Mother's Day stall on Sat 13th March selling our wares - literally as Toni has had enough of making cakes so it will be just the basic sexual favours! Obviously this is a joke kids out there if you are reading and you must get permission from whoever pays the bill. I have to say after all the cupcakes last time I hate the bloody things now and don't get me started in butter icing - it's not coming in my house ever again or if it does I will use it as grout!

I have a half marathon tom in Berhamstead so I will post a blog on how crap I will be and the fact that I will probably be the 665th runner out of the 665 people running to finish but what the hell it's a day out! I have to wear a tag around my ankle for this one which I thought was quite weird and I am worrying that they might have got me confused with someone who has an ASBO and doing a bit of community service, perhaps I will leave my flourescent vest with 'I did it!' at home tomorrow.

Need to start getting up to 16/17 miles next week if I can fit it in!

Shalmon Mo Fo signing off
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